Danny Willett's brother doesn't hold back in his view of American Ryder Cup crowds
Pete Willett's comments appeared in a blog post on National Club Golfer19:32 Wednesday 28 September 2016, 19:32 28 Sep 2016
There is no doubt who the brother of 2016 Masters winner Danny Willett is backing at the Ryder Cup.
First of all, Pete Willett is English thus putting him in the European camp.
But his brother Danny is also part of the Europe team hoping to retain the trophy at Hazeltine this weekend.
In a blog post for National Club Golfer, he did not hold back in his words on how Europe can silence the USA crowd - although it's possible that much of it was an attempt at tongue and cheek humour.
He wrote: "For the Americans to stand a chance of winning, they need their baying mob of imbeciles to caress their egos every step of the way. Like one of those brainless bastards from your childhood, the one that pulled down your shorts during the school’s Christmas assembly (f**k you, Paul Jennings), they only have the courage to keg you if they’re backed up by a giggling group of reprobates. Team Europe needs to shut those groupies up.
"They need to silence the pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants, stuffed on cookie dough and pissy beer, pausing between mouthfuls of hotdog so they can scream ‘Baba booey’ until their jelly faces turn red.
"They need to stun the angry, unwashed, Make America Great Again swarm, desperately gripping their concealed-carry compensators and belting out a mini-erection inducing ‘mashed potato,’ hoping to impress their cousin.
"They need to smash the obnoxious dads, with their shiny teeth, Lego man hair, medicated ex-wives, and resentful children. Squeezed into their cargo shorts and boating shoes, they’ll bellow ‘get in the hole’ whilst high-fiving all the other members of the Dentists’ Big Game Hunt Society."
You can read his full column here.
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