Thanks to the very light-hearted Claude of Arsenal Fan TV fame, we've realised how dangerous a love of football can be to living a normal life.
Be that as it may, our obsession must continue, as well as our pointless passion for making Premier League predictions as Liverpool play Manchester City, and Arsenal and Manchester United look to bounce back from chastening results.
We're also sticking to our 'play Europa League on Thursday, face defeat on Sunday' mantra regardless of evidence, when we predict whether Chelsea or Tottenham will win the Capital One Cup final.
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And if you feel like testing you knowlege, test out your knowledge of Milanese football and celebrating goals against former clubs in our weekly quiz.
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