If our World Cup predictions were anything to go by, we'd only be conning you if we started selling horoscopes.
Be that as it may, we've previewed the weekend's Premier League games and the big one in Spain on Team 33 with a few predictions thrown in.
And Joe foresees a very bleak future for Mario Balotelli...
Team 33 is on tonight at 11pm on Newstalk 106 - 108 and we'll be back for Episode 2 on Tuesday which will have a nice Arsenal Invincibles flavour to it.
And if you missed Episode 1 (it features Gazza and Kevin Keegan belting out tunes), you can listen back to it below or download or subscribe to the podcast for free on iTunes.
You can also join our Team 33 Fantasy Football league. Click here to find out how you can show us up.